Game. Game. Play the Game!

There were five doors ahead of him. Each were of different colors with different designs and different outlooks. This situation could be perceived as odd for an outsider. What was he doing in front of five doors? Where was he currently located that had those five doors? Why is he even here?

That question can be left unattended because, dear reader, even the protagonist himself doesn't know. All he was very aware of was himself and the five doors presented in front of him. The man decided that this narration was not helpful in the least bit, so he had begun to look around.

In the corner of the room, the man had found a small note. The note contained a nicely written message with curls and twirls and loops. There, on the note, he had read aloud;

Hello. Do you want to play a game?

The man scoffed at this. The aspect of playing a game was horribly childish, and very far from the designated age the man currently was. How foolish. He thought bitterly as he turned over the piece of paper. There, he found another message, however it seemed more hastened than the previous one.

PLAY THE GAME. THE GAME OF FIVE DOORS.

The man found himself chuckling at the childish antics of the note-writer. Then, he decided to concede. Stretching his arms, he said in a boisterous manner;

"Alright, I will play the game! The game of five doors!" He laughed. Suddenly, as soon as he said so, he felt a rumble beneath his feet. In his surprise, there exploded a crater in front of the man. He had fallen in the explosion and moved to a crouched position. He crept closer and closer until he was at the very edge. There, in the crater, was a note with a smiley face and words written out in all capital letters, nice and neat.

GOOD! GOOD! YOU PLAY THE GAME! 
CHOOSE A DOOR.

The man had sighed and stood, resuming his position at the start of this long narration. For a very odd reason, the man had thought that this time with these doors would last for a very, very, very long time. He moved around the crater and reached for the door.