100 Things to Do When I'm Alone

1. Do the Air Guitar
2. Sing along to a Katy Perry song
3. Drink some water because of Katy Perry songs
4. Try to write a letter to Grandma
5. Throw out the letter because I can’t write Vietnamese very well
6. Draw on the wall
7. Panic about drawing on the wall
8. Paint over the drawing (no one will ever know)
9. Try to build a birdhouse
10. Drop it because I can’t make a birdhouse 
11. Write
12. Get stumped on writing and throw the notebook across the room
13. Contemplate what I’m living for
14. Slap myself because I’m stupid for thinking about that
15. Make costumes with the leftover yarn
16. Drop it because ow, ow my hand.
17. Think about robbing a bank
18. Watch a Tom & Jerry show about robbing a bank
19. Watch cartoons
20. Wonder if I’m too old to watch Cartoons
21. Screw society’s standards, old people can watch cartoons. Everyone can watch cartoons. 
22. Watch cartoons on the internet
23. Start drawing
24. Stop drawing because IPad is overheating
25. Go back to traditional and draw on paper
26. Drop that because lead is sticking to my hand
27. Paint
28. Stop Painting because Acrylic Paints are a stupid thing to exist but I love them so much
29. Start reading
30. Punch myself for taking the creative writing course because I can see the mistakes
31. Drop the book and start a bonfire
32. Contemplate if my neighbors think I’m crazy
33. Wonder if I can buy some fireworks, legally
34. Ask my mom if she can buy fireworks
35. Walk the dog
36. Make sure I don’t pass any black people because dog is racist
37. Trip
38. Make sure dog doesn’t lick my shin because I’m not risking that
39. Bring dog home
40. Wash his feet
41. Be pawed in the face because he hates the bath tub
42. Avoid dog
43. Remember to brush the dog
44. Don’t brush the dog
45. Remember to clip his nails
46. Avoid the dog like a plague
47. Wonder where my pencil is
48. Find it after twenty minutes
49. Dog steals tissue
50. Chase after dog
51. Call out to dog
52. Remember that he only knows Vietnamese
53. Speak heavy accented Vietnamese
54. Yell when he rips the tissue up
55. Avoid dog’s mouth to avoid bite marks
56. Grab tissue and throw it out
57. Wash hands
58. Shun dog
59. Ridicule dog
60. Get phone call from mom to set food out
61. Figure out what she means when she says “the thing”
62. Figure it out
63. Make rice
64. Make rice for like thirty minutes before actually putting it in the pot
65. Wait
66. Get anxious
67. Start cleaning room
68. Finish cleaning room
69. Laugh at sexual jokes
70. Move into living room 
71. Decide not to clean it and go clean the bathroom
72. Clean bathroom
73. Find a spider
74. Have a battle to the death with the spider
75. Kill spider
76. Feel remorse
77. Wonder if that spider was a dead relative
78. Have viking funeral for spider
79. Wonder if I would get in trouble for walking to Cobbs Hill to conduct said viking funeral
80. Walk back home
81. Avoid creepy men on the sidewalk
82. Ignore racist slurs
83. Get angry when someone asks me if I’m anything other than Vietnamese
84. Remember that one guy working in the corner store who thought I was Korean
85. Reinforce the fact that I am not white and pasty 
86. Go to Spot and grab a macaroon
87. Eat it slowly and wonder if I should’ve bought another
88. Decide not to because it was $2.15, what a rip off
89. Go back home, again
90. Turn on the TV
91. Watch whatever is on
92. Avoid Uncle Grandpa because show is horrible and shows bad morals
93. Pray for the next generation
94. Wonder if mom is proud of my productiveness
95. Hope that she’s happy
96. Wonder why I’m so weird
97. Figure that people aren’t weird enough
98. Take a nap
99. Wake up and notice nobody's home yet
100. Party