- Do the Air Guitar
- Sing along to a Katy Perry song
- Drink some water because of Katy Perry songs
- Try to write a letter to Grandma
- Throw out the letter because I can’t write Vietnamese very well
- Draw on the wall
- Panic about drawing on the wall
- Paint over the drawing (no one will ever know)
- Try to build a birdhouse
- Drop it because I can’t make a birdhouse
- Write
- Get stumped on writing and throw the notebook across the room
- Contemplate what I’m living for
- Slap myself because I’m stupid for thinking about that
- Make costumes with the leftover yarn
- Drop it because ow, ow my hand.
- Think about robbing a bank
- Watch a Tom & Jerry show about robbing a bank
- Watch cartoons
- Wonder if I’m too old to watch Cartoons
- Screw society’s standards, old people can watch cartoons. Everyone can watch cartoons.
- Watch cartoons on the internet
- Start drawing
- Stop drawing because IPad is overheating
- Go back to traditional and draw on paper
- Drop that because lead is sticking to my hand
- Paint
- Stop Painting because Acrylic Paints are a stupid thing to exist but I love them so much
- Start reading
- Punch myself for taking the creative writing course because I can see the mistakes
- Drop the book and start a bonfire
- Contemplate if my neighbors think I’m crazy
- Wonder if I can buy some fireworks, legally
- Ask my mom if she can buy fireworks
- Walk the dog
- Make sure I don’t pass any black people because dog is racist
- Trip
- Make sure dog doesn’t lick my shin because I’m not risking that
- Bring dog home
- Wash his feet
- Be pawed in the face because he hates the bath tub
- Avoid dog
- Remember to brush the dog
- Don’t brush the dog
- Remember to clip his nails
- Avoid the dog like a plague
- Wonder where my pencil is
- Find it after twenty minutes
- Dog steals tissue
- Chase after dog
- Call out to dog
- Remember that he only knows Vietnamese
- Speak heavy accented Vietnamese
- Yell when he rips the tissue up
- Avoid dog’s mouth to avoid bite marks
- Grab tissue and throw it out
- Wash hands
- Shun dog
- Ridicule dog
- Get phone call from mom to set food out
- Figure out what she means when she says “the thing”
- Figure it out
- Make rice
- Make rice for like thirty minutes before actually putting it in the pot
- Wait
- Get anxious
- Start cleaning room
- Finish cleaning room
- Laugh at sexual jokes
- Move into living room
- Decide not to clean it and go clean the bathroom
- Clean bathroom
- Find a spider
- Have a battle to the death with the spider
- Kill spider
- Feel remorse
- Wonder if that spider was a dead relative
- Have viking funeral for spider
- Wonder if I would get in trouble for walking to Cobbs Hill to conduct said viking funeral
- Walk back home
- Avoid creepy men on the sidewalk
- Ignore racist slurs
- Get angry when someone asks me if I’m anything other than Vietnamese
- Remember that one guy working in the corner store who thought I was Korean
- Reinforce the fact that I am not white and pasty
- Go to Spot and grab a macaroon
- Eat it slowly and wonder if I should’ve bought another
- Decide not to because it was $2.15, what a rip off
- Go back home, again
- Turn on the TV
- Watch whatever is on
- Avoid Uncle Grandpa because show is horrible and shows bad morals
- Pray for the next generation
- Wonder if mom is proud of my productiveness
- Hope that she’s happy
- Wonder why I’m so weird
- Figure that people aren’t weird enough
- Take a nap
- Wake up and notice nobody's home yet
- Party
Monday, June 1, 2015
100 Things to Do When I'm Alone
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